Buzz, buzz, buzz says the alarm at 5am…
Lizard Brain: Nah, too early, too tired, catch a few more Zzzz’s
Semi-conscious Brain: Get up, don’t be a lazy bastard.
Lizard Brain: Listen, you stayed up too late. Drank champagne. You’re too tired. Go back to sleep.
Semi-conscious Brain: All that is true, but another 15 minutes of sleep isn’t gonna help anything…
Lizard Brain: Yeah, but now it’s already been a couple minutes. You’re gonna get out of the house late… It’ll stress you out and ruin your whole day.
Semi-conscious Brain: You’ve got a good point there…
Lizard Brain: Of course I do… Listen, you can always go to the gym tomorrow to make up for today. Go back to sleep.
Semi-conscious Brain: Wait! You sneaky SOB, putting off until tomorrow is what got me into this mess! STFU.
Lizard Brain: … … …
Next thing I know, I’m in my gym gear and brushing my teeth. Yes, I DID in fact get out the door 5 minutes late. Yes, my morning routine was rushed and a bit stressful. However, I knew I’d regret missing a workout MORE than I’d appreciate the extra sleep.
I think I’ve finally turned a corner. Turns out the hardest battles are often in your own head. Sometimes you’ve got tell that comforting, excuse making voice in your head to shut up, and push yourself to do what you know is best… Procrastination is one of my absolute worst habits and hard as hell to break, but the payoff feels great. I highly recommend it.

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